oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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