Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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