When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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