have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
