so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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