We're facebook friends in real life
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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