She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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