Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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