so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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