Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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