he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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