i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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