People with herpes should wear stickers.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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