Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
