She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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