You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
birth control should be required to get into college
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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