singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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