She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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