You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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