You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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