therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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