Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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