Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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