Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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