There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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