My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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