I want to walk on stilts...naked
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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