Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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