Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize