Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
love makes seman taste better
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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