Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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