she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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