no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
