you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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