She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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