He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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