I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i think my cat just said my name.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
