We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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