Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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