I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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