Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Shame - the story of my life.
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