Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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