I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
