worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
