Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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