She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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