My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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