There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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