Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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