i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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