It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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