I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Pants are for mortals
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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