Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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