Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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