im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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