does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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