I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm getting married
To pizza
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
