new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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